Ep 514 - Back Together Yay (feat. WARMODE)

At a Glance

• College Prank Gone Wrong “They said we can take up you’re just tighten your lips So they pull their pants down… it’s crazy. They could tell.” The conversation starts with a lighthearted and humorous anecdote about a college prank, but it sets the tone for the rest of the episode.

• Dog Ownership - “It is a washable couch. You can wash any such… It’s doggy dog is your like manhood can for real.” The conversation takes a turn into a discussion about dog ownership and the potential consequences of having pets, including accidents on furniture.

• Pomeranian Breeding - “You could be the king of the Pomeranians. Imagine walking in like you couldn’t not step on them.” The idea of someone becoming the “king” of a large number of Pomeranians and the comedic image of trying to navigate through them is humorous.

• Discomfort and Pain - “I have to just take a shit. I can’t… This is like little kids do. This is hilarious.” The conversation takes a turn into a discussion about bodily discomfort and pain, making it relatable and potentially uncomfortable for the listeners.

What to Do

• ‘Take a few days off the brewskis’ - Suggesting moderation in alcohol consumption can lead to better health and clearer thinking.

• ‘Get a cat, they are low maintenance’ - Recommending a pet that requires less care, which could be beneficial for someone with a busy lifestyle or less capacity for high-maintenance tasks.

• ‘Use a cleaning service if needed’ - Acknowledging that outsourcing cleaning can help manage a busy schedule and maintain a clean living environment, reducing stress.

• ‘Try puffing the George Washington’ - While this is a reference to a type of cannabis, it could be interpreted as advice to seek legal and mild forms of relaxation.

• ‘Work it out the other way’ - Suggesting looking for alternative solutions or methods when faced with a problem or discomfort.

• ‘If you’re in pain, don’t force it’ - Advising against pushing oneself physically when experiencing discomfort, to prevent further injury or pain.

What to Get

• Compression clothing - Used for improving circulation, especially during flights.

• Spandex pants - Worn for measurements for custom compression gear.

• Compression socks - Mentioned in the context of being beneficial for workouts and used by athletes.

• R ring - No specific details provided, but mentioned in the context of athletic use.

• Dreamwells - A sleep aid containing melatonin, used to help with sleep.

• Melatonin - A supplement used to aid sleep.

• Binaural beats - Used in the Monroe Institute for syncing brain waves, mentioned in the context of consciousness exploration.

• Book on World War II - Used for listening as an audiobook, specific title and author not mentioned.

• Joe Rogan’s podcast - Listened to for entertainment or falling asleep, influencing dreams.

• Action Bronson’s workout videos - Watched on YouTube, influencing dreams.

• RFK’s discussions - Mentioned in the context of vaccine discussions, specific content not detailed.

• Monroe Institute’s programs - Used for exploring consciousness through binaural beats.

• Alex Jones’ live event - Attended for personal interest, mentioned in the context of planning to visit.

Summary

Here’s a summary of the podcast episode:

The conversation starts off with one of the speakers mentioning a situation where they were exposed to naked guys from Notre Dame. They explain that it was just a group of guys who removed their pants, but not their shirts, and didn’t even get a private room. The speaker seems amused by this story and mentions that they were straight, so there wasn’t any confusion about their intentions.

The conversation then takes a turn as the speakers start talking about Matt’s upcoming show and how one of the speakers’ parents are coming to see it. However, things take a weird turn when one of the speakers starts complaining about having “poop cramps” and needing to go to the bathroom urgently. The other speaker suggests that it might just be gas, but the first speaker insists that they really need to poop.

As the conversation continues, they start talking about a dog and its owner’s couch being washable. One of the speakers jokingly mentions that the dog is a “manhood” and could sire a litter of puppies. They also talk about how one of their friends has 15 Pomeranians at home and must be smelling weird.

The conversation then shifts to a discussion about a highway in Arizona, where one of the speakers got a ticket for some unknown reason. They can’t remember what the highway was called, but they recall it being the “310th” or something like that.

Finally, things take a dramatic turn when one of the speakers suddenly experiences severe pain and starts talking about needing to drop a fart in front of everyone. The other speaker suggests that they should just stand up and let go, comparing it to a child’s behavior. This leads to some hilarious moments as they try to navigate this unexpected situation.

Overall, this podcast episode is a lighthearted conversation between friends that touches on various topics, from weird encounters with naked guys to discussions about dogs and highway tickets. The sudden turn of events when one of the speakers experiences pain and needs to let out a fart adds some comedic relief to an otherwise mundane conversation.